office douchebag
that guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.
some you may have seen:
– bill lumbergh (gary cole), “office sp-ce”
– luis litt (rick hoffman), “suits”
– howard hamlin (patrick fabian), “better call saul”
– therman (zach galifianakis), “dinner for schmucks”
– donnie azoff (jonah hill), “the wolf of wall street”
jim – “hey, sean. i was p-ssing by the water machine yesterday and did you see carl’s att-tude towards bryce man, he is such an office douchebag. and the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles.”
sean – “yeah, man. he even smells like one too.”
jim – “what would an office douchebag smell like?”
sean – “like spicy musk, something like that.”
jim – “ah, i get you.”
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