Office Drunk
someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work sp-ce, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to partic-p-te.
this word can be both an insult or complement.
who is laughing so much… oh hehe its jill she’s the office drunk, love her.
or
who threw that laptop across the room?
it was bill he’s such an office drunk, i hate him…
an acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.
you may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
terence: haha listen to andrew laughing, he is being so loud!
amy: i know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
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