office envy


related to desk envy. a patient suffering from office envy will when walking into an office of another company feel overwhelmed with a sense of envy. he or she will be found staring or touching the large well- proportioned desks, big round, beautifully curved meeting tables and soft sh-ggy carpets.
having seen these large, m-ssive desks, curved tables and soft carpeting he or she will be thinking about them all the time and comparing them to their own smaller, uglier and bad-proportioned office, leading to office envy.
herb clearly suffers from office envy, every time he walks into a client’s meeting room he forgets about the sales and can’t keep his hands off the furniture.

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