office goblin
a person at company who has been deemed worthless in terms of how they contribute to the company but still continues to hold a job. that person is thought to be performing oral s-xual favors in return for keeping their job.
john: wtf does gary do around here?
pete: dude, he’s an office goblin.
john: you mean office ghost?
pete: nope, office goblin. he’s got to be gobblin’ somebody if he’s still working here.
john: yeah, you’re right.
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