Office Hag
a woman in your office setting, typically in a admin/finance roll, who is under the -ssumption that she is the sh-t, despite glaring evidence to the contrary. office hags are typically identified by their outdated, brightly colored clothing, tennis shoes with panty hose and loud, shrill voice. their habits include spreading gossip, making unfunny jokes and partic-p-ting any any type of theme day the office might present to their employees (favorite sports team day, hawaiian shirt day, etc.)
hey steve, check out that office hag’s bright purple suit/mini skirt combo. at least the tennis shoes match the tights she’s wearing this time. i’d like to step on her children’s genitals.
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