office handjob
the office handjob is the person in the office that you would feel comfortable only giving the most simplistic, almost brainless task, something that is very hard to screw up. this is not the same person as the office bj, which requires some skills and certainly a different comfort level with who can handle such a task. the handjob task , after all is really something you could do yourself, just fine, and actually often do, but it is always better when someone else does it. right?
jackson to murphy: dude, kurt finally got me that mitch-ll report and now the boss wants 200 copies of it. f-ck that sh-t, i’m not an admin.
murphy: give it to the office handjob, kurt’s buddy alex, he’ll take care of it for you.
jackson: ah, good thinking. he did a job for me last month.
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