office hours


this is an excuse used to deflect questions from your parents/friends/roomates about where you were. commonly used as an excuse after premarital s-xual encounters.
mom- young lady, where were you? you said you’d be home two hours ago!

me- i had to go to office hours, sorry. -wink-

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