Office Knob
the co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.
mike: “i came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so i got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then i set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
doug: “jesus, how much water leaked out?
mike: “go take a look”
doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
doug: “but it’s carpet…………f-ckin office kn-b”
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