office pope


a holy office worker who bestows blessings upon everyone for each and every sneeze in the office. the office pope fears someone will go to h-ll, including themselves, if they miss blessing even a single sneeze.
me: “ah-choo!”
office pope: “bless you.”
me: “ah-choo!”
office pope: “bless you.”
me: “ah-choo!”
office pope: “bless you.”
me: “ah-choo! ah-choo! ah-choo!”
office pope: “bless you. bless you. bless you.”

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