Office Scraps
consists of lunch leftovers, unclaimed tupperware contents, birthday cake shavings, cupcakes, old donuts, gl-ss jars filled with candy found in office buildings everywhere.
the saavy office scr-pper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.
quality of office scr-ps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly i.p.o’d company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.
rita: “i’m stuffed…”
molly: “did you go off site for lunch? somewhere nice?”
rita: “nope, i waited for everyone to leave al’s birthday party then i managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of sprite and a cherry tomato.”
molly: “ahh… office scr-ps.”
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