Office Spouse
a person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with–also rumors, gossip, etc.– on an emotional level. the first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. an emotional relationship, but not a physical, s-xual one. relationship is confined to the workplace–if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.
it must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to malcom, her office spouse.
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