Office Taco
when your friend is not paying attention in cl-ss and your teacher askes a question. you tell him a outragious answere to blur out thinking he will get it correct. he does so and everybody laughs.
teacher”what is the capital of new york cl-ss?” you” dude the answere is office taco” your friend ” raises his hand and sayes office taco” cl-ss” hahahaha”
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