office workers
with the evolution of modern medicine, an office worker will live to around 85 years old. these zombie like humans, infected with the parasite of indoctrination, are compliant and conditioned to both obey and seek validation from the one source; absolute authority.
roger: “want to jump off the bridge at high tide tonight?”
tim: “wow. i can’t i have to be in the office by 7 am tommorow. ”
roger: “you w-nker!”
tim: “we all have to grow up someday.”
roger: “piece of sh-t, office workers always say that.”
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