Officepoopaphobia
the inability to p–p in an office or like environment. most of us with “officep–paphobia” prefer to get our p–p on in the privacy of our own home. some serious cases will leave work or school early “sick” in an effort to avoid p–ping at the office.
i am unable to p–p at work because i suffer from “officep–paphobia.”
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