Officer Candidates School
the usmc ocs is located in quantico, virginia. this is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other f-cking trivial majors attend every summer to become ‘leaders of marines’. an alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at starbucks.
i lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in officer candidates school this summer!
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