offset morningwood
offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you
*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*
mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood
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