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• SCHNITZEL FLAPS

  big -ss saggy p-ssy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. most commonly found on thrashed out old crack wh-r-s or madonna. jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that b-tch?? you could park a cadillac under that sh-t […]

• school dance

  stupid room filled with sh-tty music , people you hate , girls trying to look like wh-r-s and sweat. the school dance blows a non-drinking non-smoking dance that people who never get any action go to. people think there hardcore when they “grind” but really arent. at our school (dss) its overpacked with wimpy techno […]

• sch-sha

  in king of the hill, dale gribble’s way of say “victory”, “woo-hoo”, “take-that” etc. “we did it!” “sch-sha!!!!!!!!!!!”

• Galapagos Turtle

  a pile of sh-t in your bed courtesy of a pile of sh-t in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. the best and rarest galapagos turtle has the turtle head still attached to the -n-s of your unconscious partner. i woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to […]

• oh me nerves is gone

  newfoundland slang for being annoyed, pestered, irritated. another way of saying “that gets on my nerves”. another way of saying “my patience is gone”. it is also sometimes used as a response – instead of oh my gosh, no way, get outta here. conner: the cost of gasoline just went up again! betsy: oh me […]

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