ofta
a swedish word used to express disbelief and uninterest with a hint of mockery. commonly used sarcastically, but can be inserted randomly to cause irritation in others. also used to express astonishment.
the literal meaning of the word is “often” as in “’cause that happens often” or “that’s likely to happen”. resembles the english terms yeah right, shut up and orly.
friend: “why did you smear b-tter in our shoes? my dad like killed me!”
you: “ofta.”
friend: “i won a million on the lottery last night.”
you: “ofta! where do i sign up?”
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