Ogleheimer’s


a condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss.
betty: “i’d just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when i saw the most incredible s-xy young guy in the next line. i walked around a little bit to get some better views and then i followed him to his car. i was about to drive after him, but when i got to my car, i realized i’d left my hand bag at the counter. by the time i rushed back, he was gone.”
boopsie: “i’d say you got a really bad case of ogleheimer’s.”

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