oh, actually i can’t
basically means “i would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that i said i was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow i’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ i would rather die, watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but i’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“
you: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?
person who doesn’t wanna be there: oh, actually i can’t
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