OH CRABS


an exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat… eh eh? right… wink, wink…)
oh crabs!… i got crabs… … … from your toilet seat. and by ‘toilet seat,’ i mean ‘mom.’
a saying similar to oh sh-t but one would use it in a far more serious situation.
oh crabs, i’m of wotsits

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