Oh My God Confession


pr-nounced: ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
usually in a mocking way.

used when someone confesses an embar-ssing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embar-ssing.

the lowest form of irony.

also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

commonly used in tween magazine dolly.
“and then i totally realised my crush was watching!!”

“… oh my god confession…” -who cares b-tch-

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