Oh-Noner
used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. puts an official name to the infamous “surprise” b-n-r.
alternate definition: an erection that one will receive while watching apollo anton ohno speed skate; it’s inevitable.
“it was the weirdest thing. i went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging oh-noner. i had no idea i was even into that stuff!”
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