Oh Shit, Earl Grey’s here!
in the middle of a s-xual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his t-st-cl-s and scr-t-m into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “oh sh-t, earl gray’s here!” this is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘earl gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
jane: those were some musky b-lls my love.
jon: what? those were not my b-lls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
jon: oh sh-t, earl grey’s here!
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