Oh-Shit Gift
a gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it’s her birthday or valentine’s day/anniversary/etc.
-cell call- happy ” “, sweetie!
-“oh, sh-t!” grabs nearest thing on shelf-
an oh-sh-t gift
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