oh shit handle

the handle in most p-ssenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. used in extreme driving situations where p-ssengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. situations that warrant the usage of the “oh sh-t handle” include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. it is usually considered polite for driver to warn p-ssengers before they feel obligated to use the “oh sh-t handle”
me: “mike, i am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55… better grab the os sh-t handle!”
mike: “i’ve been holding the oh sh-t handle since you started the car!”
the handle in most cars. commonly known for hanging laundered garments. also known for its use in grabbing upon during sharp turns or braking.
hold on. better grab the oh sh-t handle
the handle conveniently located above the window used to stabilize of oneself during turbulant driving. can be found in most vehicles above p-ssanger windows, and sometimes above the drivers’ for extra convenience. most often used in off-road environments, such as mudding, or auto-crossing.
ian – “let’s see if we can make it through this trench at 35 mph..”

charlie – “oh sh-t” (reaches for handle and braces for impact)

ian – “that was sick”

charlie – “thank god for the oh sh-t handle”
a handle usually directly above the door or p-ssenger window in a car originally designed to hang dry cleaned clothes. since no one does this anymore, the only known purpose is for holding on for dear life when riding with new or non-drivers, the elderly, off-duty prison guards or people in other traditionally suicide pr-ne lines of work, and henchmen on a violent carchase. the handles are usually grabbed with a cry of, “oh sh-t!”; thus the moniker.
“ok gordy, turn left at the pharmacy here. yes, this corner. well, just turn at the next blo…jesus, watch out for the curb! oh sh-t, nik, grab the oh sh-t handles!
often called “oshes”
they are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a p-ssenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.
when he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh sh-t handle.
the handle on the p-ssenger side of the roof, which is grabbed by the p-ssenger when they are afraid due to the drivers driving
john: my brothers driving was so scray last night – i had to grab hold of the oh sh-t handle
the handle that is located above the car door on the interior of the car or across from the mirror on the outside of the car. sometimes it is used for getting into the car, but can also be used for oh sh-t moments when the p-ssenger wishes not to be tossed around the car on turns, hard breaking, or fast driving.
i hold on to the oh sh-t handle every time there is a turn or a hard breaking in the car to brace myself so i do not move around the car and get hurt.

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