oh shittt
an elongated way of saying “oh sh-t”. it usually is used when the situation is far beyond “oh sh-t” level, such as being on a derailing roller coaster at six flags.
-six flags roller coaster derails-
p-ssenger: oh sh-ttt!!!
via giphy
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