oil rig

to fill a small cylindrical bin to the top with tissues that have been used to wipe up ejaculatory fluid and no other items of rubbish are contained in the bin
my mum came in my room and saw my oil rig today
1. put sl-t in roasted duck position
2. drop pants and stand over top of sl-t so that her goods are straight up in the air.
3. thrust verticly up and down much like an oil rig
4. watch out for the ever-ugly oil spill!
hey paul, i was up all night runnin an oil rig on your sister stacy.
noun-
1) a water pipe equipped with a nail (made of ti, boro gl-ss, or quartz) used to vaporize marijuana concentrates such as hash oil or bho.
when jimmy used his new oil rig, he took seven dabs and then ate two pizzas all by himself.
the act of being upside down and sqiurting diarrhea in the air.
i had diarrhea the other day, so i tried to make an oil rig.
this term pertains to a s-xual position involving two males and a female. normally the female will be a sl-t but there have been cases reported where she is just a d-mn good sport. the two males sit on a bed facing each other with their legs spread wide and raised slightly in the air. if they two males wish they may touch feet to make it easier to keep their legs at a slight angle. the female then lowers herself onto the crotchal region of one male while still facing the other. as she lifts her v-g-n-l region off of male number one she lowers her mouth to f-ll-t- the male she was originally facing. this movement is repeated as many times as necessary. thus the female is making a sort of see-saw or oil rig-esque motion. to bring this image to the next level one can almost say that like an oil rig she is sucking the “oil” from the depths of the well. if the two consenting gentlemen see fit, they may intertwine each others toes for a small bit of added pleasure during the -rg-smic moments.
“whoa dude, bessy’s oil rig totally drained my well!”
a fetishist act in which one takes multiple doses of laxatives and has a partner place his/her mouth to their -n-s and suck out the liquefied feces.
fernando lost a bet to octavio, and was forced to be on the consumer end of an oil rig.
the s-xual act involving two chubby girls performing a reverse eiffel tower on a skinny guy.
chris had an oil rig with two big girls after nate fell asleep.