oily gin tears
the soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
usually on a sunday evening after you’ve satisfied your urges for cheese and s-x, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute c-nts.
appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. the high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.
charlie: “please, help…. me….”
barry: “oily gin tears?”
charlie: “just kill me now…”
ali: “he’s been smuckdown with the oily gin tears.”
barry: “i don’t give a f-ck, his oily gin tears sustain me.”
“as oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil.”
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