oink shit
used by people who works in pig farms, when they intentionally step on fresh pig’s fecal matter just to get the attention of co- workers.
danny boy: do you smell that?
garry: what?
danny boy: did you just step on an oink sh-t?!?
garry: nooo…
danny boy: -(sigh)-
garry:i just ate some
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