OITSY


on it to sh-t yourself
to get so drunk on alcoholic beverages you lose both physical and mental control over your bodily functions and end up sh-tting yourself. for a truly oitsy experience a number of jagerbombs must be consumed. oitsy is that stage preceded by otv (on it to vomit) and proceeds in a hangover.
oitsy is a desired state of intoxication and represents a perfect night out for which the intention was to go out and get absolutely hammered.
the acronym was first expressed in march/april 2009 and originated on the cambridgeshire/norfolk boarder but has since spread to las vegas, london, birmingham and lincolnshire.
tel: dan, you’re letting the side down! are you being a lightweight again.
dan: no tel, i’m planning on getting f-cking oitsy tonight, get me a jagerbomb b-tch.

matt: who’s coming for a night out in lynn to get oitsy.
si: not me mate, i’ll be driving.

will: did you see dave last night; he threw up twice.
dave: i was one stage away from a truly oitsy experience.

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