Okenzie
a rare fish in the dark waters of the oceans. it is the only fish that a shark can not eat because when a shark sees the fish, it is too blinded by it’s hottness that it swims away.
girl1: “did you see that video of the shark swimming away form that okenzie fish”
girl2: “no! but i heard that the shark was so blinded it went unconscious!”
girl1: “no way?!?! i’m going to go watch this video”
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