Ol’ Faithful
when you’re having problems jerking off and can’t c-m, so you fire up the ol ‘puter to get yourself off, good old trusted website
aaron did you fire up the ol ‘puter yesterday? yes jesse i started out with nothing but had to go to ‘ol faithful and huskied it right up.
when a mentos is inserted deeply into his/her b-tthole and c-ke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.
my b-tthole hasn’t seen action in quite a while! i could sure go for an ol’ faithful to cure the urge.
a verb which describes a person that farts with a perspireing -n-s and sprays -ss juice on his or her unexpected victim’s face.
“dude, payton ol’ faithfuled me while i was sitting on the bench in the locker room today.”
“my boyfriend gave me an ol’ faithful last night while i was lick’n his b-lls…still can’t get the smell out of my hair.”
“shut up!…or i’ll ol’ faithful you!”
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