Ol’ Tuba Lips
the dude puts chap stick up the librarian’s v-g-n- and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.
librarian cari- do you still have those cold-sores?
al- yea, they hurt really bad.
cari- ok, just come with me and i’ll give you some of my ol’ tuba lips.
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