ol’ turkey head move
girl gives you a bl-wj-b.she suck repeatedly until you reach -rg-sm. like a turkey whos on a walk shackin its head back and forth.
james:wow dude, i wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
jimmy:eh?
james:you know man, we wanted to play some x-box you wasn´t
there, remember.
jimmy:yeah sorry dude, i forgot.
james:don´t be sorry, dude. your mom let me in performed the
ol’ turkey head move on my d-ck.
james:ooops!
jimmy what????!!!!!
james:hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
jimmy´s gun:…bang
girl gives you a bl-wj-b.she suck repeatedly until you reach -rg-sm. the performance looks like a turkeys head when shes suckin your c-ck. her head goes back and forth like a turkey on a walk shackin its head back and forth.
james:wow dude, i wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
jimmy:eh?
james:you know man, we wanted to play some x-box you wasn´t
there, remember.
jimmy:yeah sorry dude, i forgot.
james:don´t be sorry, dude. your mom let me in performed the
ol’ turkey head move on my d-ck.
james:ooops!
jimmy what????!!!!!
james:hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
jimmy´s gun:…bang
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