Old and holy
what evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. often involves a radical “change” of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
kate:whoa, jackie, your mother-in-law’s really nice to you!
jackie:girl, please, no she ain’t; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she’s become old and holy.
kate:you waiting for the other shoe to drop?
jackie:h-ll yes.
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