old bert
evil incarnate. if you run into an old bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. if escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. old bert’s feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it’s next meal. if already fed then it’s personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. it is best to avoid old bert’s at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. approach old bert’s at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
you hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an old bert caused it.
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