old bitch you wary
being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a “b-tch”
you’re at the funeral of a woman you didn’t much like. in fact, she was a real t-rd and you know it. perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in catholic school. as you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself “i’m glad you’re dead, you old b-tch” and you are. but suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. you may have said that a little too loudly. or maybe they can just read lips, you really can’t be sure. in that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old b-tch you wary.
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