Old Crow
an inexpensive brand of whisky, at around eight dollars a fifth. tastes like an imitation of jack daniels. should never be drank on a hot or humid day.
while extremely harsh on the throat, old crow has a complex flavor. old crow is the original sour mash whisky, meaning leftover mash from the last distillation is used in the next, ensuring the conformity of the whisky.
the alcoholic beverage old crow will rape you in the -ss when you drink it. you wil be f-cked, hard.
i was drinking sh-tton of old man crow last night when i got a horrible case of the whiskey d-ck. i couldn’t f-ck, and when i tried to sleep the crow kept me the f-ck up all night. old crow will f-ck you.
the best sh-t ever! good time! it is whiskey that is no bueno!
this old crow was the sh-t last night, literally the sh-t!!!
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