Old Doe
an older female, past the ‘puck bunny’ stage, usually around age 30, that attends hockey games for the sole purpose of having relations, stalking, or getting a cheap thrill from one of the players.
did you see melissa hanging around by the locker room? she is such an old doe, those guys are almost half her age.
what is that single mother doing leaving her kids at home and going to the hockey game? what an old doe.
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