old door
noun. singular. a contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any cl-ssical aspect of literary amus-m-nt, namely crossword puzzle solving. it’s most appropriately used in reference to an editor-in-chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.
i’m an old door at solving crossword puzzles.
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