Old-England Tea Bag
the old-england tea bag is when you urinate on your s/o’s face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
dude 1: i gave my wife the old-england tea bag this morning.
dude 2: wow! how’d she take it?
dude 1: she filed for a divorce this morning.
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