Old English Pump and Run
a variation of vivaldi’s 8th symphony in a minor, this involves: insertion of the male p-n-s into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play oust (originally written and directed by al gore).
bobby busted out with the old english pump and run last night during a game of twister with the family.
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