Old enough to count, old enough to mount


the premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have s-x with. in most countries though, acting upon this notion const-tutes as statutory rape.
“hey check out that babe over there, she’s totally giving me the eye.”
“yeah but she’s only like 7 years old”
“hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount.”

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