Old Fart Benzino
(n.) an old fart who’s been called “the real old dirty b-st-rd” and “the mr. burns of hip hop.” just take ya v–gr-, and go home with skinner’s mom, you old, krusty b-m.
the late show top ten reasons why benzino will never be respected:
#10-can’t even write raps.
#9-d-mn near 50 years old.
#8-his daddy’s on his deathbed.
#7-never gonna go gold.
#6-best if he just shut it up.
#5-flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-he don’t want it with anyone.
#3-takes an l like a 7-up.
#2-an old fart more hated than cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-a b-tch -ss n-gg- who never touched a single gat.
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