Old Fashioned
slang for a hand-job.
i didn’t get into her pants, but at least i got an old fashioned out of it.
the act of receiving a hand-job from start to glorious finish. so named because any self respecting person has not had one of these since grade 6.
as seen in south park s14e14 “crème fraiche”
keep your man happy. when things are going bad, there is nothing like an old fashioned to ease his stress
a hand-job, particularly as an alternative to dome
she wasn’t trying to blow me, but she hooked me up with an old-fashioned.
a drink that contains bitters, club soda, sugar, marshino cherrys and a orange slice.
jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.
heteros-xual oral s-x given to a male. a traditional style of bl-w j-b favored and prevalent in former times.
she gave him an old fashioned.
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