Old Fashioned mop
after a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his c-ck by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his b-lls. much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.
her face was a wet mess, but she still didn’t seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.
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