old folks’ home
a place where you should never, and i mean never play a boombox while it is set on turbo b-ss. otherwise, as a recent scientific study conducted by andy samberg and julian casablancas has shown, the music would be way too powerful and cause the elderly residents under its influence to engage in a disgusting s-x orgy. well, unless that is your fetish.
and remember that the boombox is not a toy.
here’s the actual account of what happened:
transport now to an old folks’ home,
where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones.
the orderlies are stealing, there’s no excuse
every day for lunch they eat boiled goose.
so i grab my boom box and hit the turbo b-ss
and what happened next was a total disgrace.
everybody started having s-x
the music was way too powerful
a bunch of old people f-cking like rabbits
it was disgusting, to say the least.
a boom box can change the world,
but you gotta know your limits with a boom box.
and this was a cautionary tale,
a boom box is not a toy!
another way of saying “high” because old people are on alot of medicine that stoners are after
person 1:guys we should build a giant fushigi!
person 2:did you go to the old folks home?
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