old girl
the wife, especially if she’s been married for many years.
my old girl and i are celebrating our big 25th together, and we’ve still got the hots for each other! 😉
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can be a number of things. mostly it’s the new flavor of the week, they are called this til they graduate to “baby momma” or “the wife.” often times, old girl is a called this because she is kept on the dl and/or your ashamed of her.
“i think old girl put something in my drink”
reggie: whatchu doin tonight?
ab: chillin out with old girl.
your mom. mother
my old girl asked me to pick her up somthin at da store.
as above.
very common in australia.
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