Old Glass Table
what you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a gl-ss table and take a photo from below.
if you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.
a: “this guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his internet isn’t working.”
b: “send him the old gl-ss table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his internet will come back on.”
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